Egg On Your Face?

Don’t crack up. It’s a yolk!

Easter eggs. Image from Wikimedia.

Have you heard the one about “Why does a chicken cross the road?”
It’s poultry in motion.

As we move into autumn, it’s advisable to wear layers.

(Chickens. Laying hens. Geddit?)

Dress egg-travagantly. Image from Unsplash.

Don’t egg me on!

I’ve poached that pun from elsewhere.

Beat it!

That’s taking a whisk.

Laugh? I cried all night. Image from Unsplash

Shell I stop now before someone cracks up?

To be fair, there are some good yolks on here.

I’m a fried not.

Get ova it.

You scrambled and cross?

This is an eggs-cellent list of puns.

Crack me up and smash them by adding your own.

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